[Obese Midget Goose]
The most unhinged, low-center-of-gravity, bread-fueled crypto meme token to ever waddle onto the blockchain
This absolute unit of a goose doesn’t just moon – it belly-flops onto the DeFi scene, causing seismic honks across the market. With zero utility, negative fundamentals, and a community powered by degeneracy and stale bread, $OMG is the ultimate gamble for those who believe in the power of plump poultry.
5% to bread reserves,
10% to chaos,
85% to pure honk energy
CA: 7VbXSLxqdP9vE9VsJCzZE4VoR1F6uey1Gk9HXKbhpump
Roadmap?
Step 1: Get fat.
Step 2: Waddle to the moon.
Step 3: Honk at the haters.
Will $OMG fly? No.
Will it send? HONK.